"I can resist everything . . . except temptation."

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My favorite number of the alphabet is purple: Anonymous asked: PROMPT: AU: Kurt and Blaine meet speed dating - you have one sentence to wow me →

icedwhitemocha:

He can’t believe he let Rachel talk him into doing this — it’s been the longest, most awkward night of his life and he’s barely been here for twenty minutes — so when the next guy sits down across from him, Kurt doesn’t even bother to look up from his game of Bejeweled when he gives the same opening line he’d used on the last three guys, which had resulted in two dick measurements (gross) and one unbearably pretentious literary quotation: “Okay, go, you have one sentence to impress me.”

“Your name’s Kurt, you’re a student at NYADA, your drink is a gin and tonic, and you absolutely brought the house down two nights ago singing karaoke at Pulse — which I happen to know because I was there, too — and I can’t believe you’re here right now, and I suffered through some very awkward conversations with five or six guys already waiting to get to you, and I’m really glad I did, although frankly, I think your opening line could use some work,” the guy says, and Kurt lifts his head.

#this needs to be a full length fic with sex 

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AU: Kurt and Blaine meet through speed dating.
Made from this drabble by icedwhitemocha, for klainebowbright as their prize for their donation to the Box Scene.

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quote FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!

— No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)
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ittlebitz:

Reminds me a bit of The Source Of Our Power by chazzam

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nakedhermione:

holywatered | ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

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sundaystorms:

‘I’m glad to see that staying up all night doesn’t make you act like a complete idiot.’

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Do you want to know how I picture the end of my life? Just like in The Notebook: I’m sitting in a nursing home, talking endlessly about my high school sweetheart; my first love. Only, in my version he’s there with me      

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kendrawcandraw:

I feel like Kurt saying “shut up and kiss me” happens a lot.

kendrawcandraw:

I feel like Kurt saying “shut up and kiss me” happens a lot.

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